Tom vs. Clint Clobber/Transcript

• Clint: I had to teach this cat a lesson, your honor. By all means necessary.

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• Clint: Go away, you motherfucking cunt!
• Police: You Are Under Arrest for Abused the Cat. Get in the Police Car Now.

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• Clint: Get your bloody hands off of me!

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• Tom: *begins weeping* That savage brute force-fed me a whole bottle of soda down my throat! He slammed a thermos on my head! He even tied me to the lawn chair! *weeps again*

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• Tom: Bullshit, Clint, you always abuse me! I am sick and tired of taking your crap!

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• Clint: You'll pay for this, you ungrateful cat! (As he is taken away by the Bailiff)
• The Real Clint clobber saved Tom for Sent Away,
• Tom: Clint? Why are you Here?
• Clint: I'm here To save you from my Evil clone he got arrested for Abusing you and Tied up the chair.
• At the Court.
• Judge: Court is now in session. Tom VS Your Owner. Okay Real Clint clobber. So tell us what happened?
• Clint: My Evil Clone is Crazy. He tieds Tom For destroy the foods. That Animal Abused,
• Tom: For many years. My owner scaring me with A Giant Inflatable Muscle Spike Toy. That's horrible. He's Guilty.
• Clint Clobber The Teeth Guy: NO! THOMAS IS A BAD KITTY! HE TRY TO KILL MY PALL. NOT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE.
• Judge: Fake Clint clobber. you are guilty for trying to tieds tom up you get Executed on Fire.
• Judge: Any Last words I'll burning you on fire.
• Clint: FACE MY TEETH! FACE IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Judge: Times up! Good Bye Forever.
• Clint:(William Hanna Scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!